This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!
Two attractive female roommates battle over food while aliens (disguised as sandwiches) invade the Earth and man-eating trout fill the skies.
Two unemployed girlfriends, bored and needing money, decide to break into the local drug dealer's house and rip him off. However, when they get inside they find that he's been murdered. ...
In the sequal to "Even Hitler had a Girlfriend," loser peeping tom Marcus Templeton hires a phone-sex operator to watch movies he's made of his blind dates and encounters with prostitutes.