Kurando is a retired samurai. Granted a last-second reprieve from the obligation to commit Harakiri, he decides to settle down and marry one of two kabuki actresses who helped him enjoy what he thought would be his final days.
Jubei Yagyu tries to protect his clan from rival Kasumi spies.
A small-time con artist gets word that his mother will come see him in Edo. To avoid her finding out that he's been wildly exaggerating his success, he enlists his buddies in a wild scheme to impersonate a samurai lord.
Umemiya stars as a sexist son-of-a-bitch yakuza involved with the sex business.