Ted is not a zombie. Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't? Anyway, things are bound to get better when...
All he wanted to do was spread his father's ashes in the national park - mayhem ensues.
All he wanted to do was spread his father's ashes in the national park - mayhem ensues.
When a virus spreads only to the white people of Los Angeles, the black community must save itself when it realizes these Zombies don't want brains: They want melanin.